Were you born under a gooseberry bush that produced the world’s largest gooseberry?

When I saw the photo below I immediately remembered my grandmother telling me that I was born under a gooseberry bush. When I was in my teens I was told that the expression meant a person was born out of wedlock. It seems both “stories” are for the birds.  Apparently ‘‘Gooseberry bush’’ was 19th-century slang for pubic hair – and so: ‘‘Born under a gooseberry bush.’’ became an innocuous (and humorous to adults) way of answering a child’s question, “Where do I/babies come from?”

Growing gooseberries of enormous size was once pursued in England’s north west with the same passion as the cultivation of giant leeks in the north east. There are now only seven annual gooseberry shows, but the prize for heaviest berry is as keenly contested as ever. Giant gooseberries are grown by removing all the growing fruit from the bush except one which is submitted in a sealed box.

Just look at the size of those gooseberries

Just look at the size of those gooseberries

Graeme Watson. holds two gooseberries, including his world record winner, left, at the annual show of the Egton Bridge Old Gooseberry Society. The winning fruit weighs 64.87 grams, beating the previous record of 64.49 grams.

Boy I bet that was an exciting event to be at!!!!!

PS – I love gooseberry jam. BUT, finding it here is like finding hen’s teeth. You can get it – see here. Don’t buy the Swedish in Ikea – it’s not as good in my opinion.

The Orient Express in Chocolate – A First Class Ticket to Decadence

I am a chocoholic. I am a train addict. Getting the two into one blog is tricky. I did it before with this post. This being the season of the family giving me chocolate and everything else that’s good (but not good for me – Type 2 Diabetes) I felt I should see if I could find a “thingy” combining chocolate and trains.

Whilst it is not “au courant” – it happened is 2017 – it does fit the bill. Godiva to mark the launch of the film Murder on the Orient Express, luxury Belgian chocolatier Godiva created a 10-foot replica of the Orient Express which was displayed in St. Pancras Station in London.

If somebody wants to give me one I’ll VERY happily eat it. Imagine, 3,000 bars of chocolate!!!!!!

BSS (Bacon Sanny Saturdays) at our Layout

Pretty much every Saturday the crew who are working at the layout have lunch together. The fare is bacon sannys – white bread (untoasted), local bacon, tomato with EXTRA, EXTRA mayo. These are ordered from the Deli Cafe behind the CWR Depot around 12:40 when the crowd from the 12 noon Skunk train has dissipated and consumed with GREAT relish around 1:10 pm. These are extra special in that they have nothing in them that clogs the arteries leading to the heart!!!!!!

Bacon sanny deluxe

Bacon sanny deluxe

Visiting the Benbow Inn for Tea on the way home (Fort Bragg) from the Avenue of the Giants

I love redwoods. The best redwoods are those in the Avenue of the Giants just north of Garberville on Highway 101. The Avenue of the Giants is about two and a half hours from our home in Fort Bragg. We stop at Garberville on the way to the redwoods for brunch and then enjoy the redwoods till about 3.30 pm. Then we head south to the Benbow Inn. Where is it – here’s the map supplied by the Inn:

Map showing location of the Benbow Inn

Map showing location of the Benbow Inn

This is what you are looking for on the right hand side of the road just south of Garberville:

The Benbow Inn

The Benbow Inn

We aim to arrive at 4 pm. Why? They serve scones to die for and tea at 4 pm. Oh, those scones! For many, many years the recipe was a secret. Recently we found the recipe on the ‘Net and made some at home. Momma Mia!!!!!! Here’s what the Benbow Inn has posted about the scones:

“The Benbow Historic Inn is known far and wide for many things – It’s beautiful, remote location…It’s views of the towering Redwood tree’s and turqoise Eel River…And let’s not forget, the traditional ‘Benbow Scones’ that our guests have adored since the Benbow Inn was open to the public in 1926!

Due to popular demand, we have decided to make our ‘Secret Scone recipe’ not so secret. Now you can take this small piece of the Benbow Inn to your home whenever that hinkling arises!

Benbow Traditional Scone Recipe

This special recipe requires the following ingredients:

  • 1 3/4 Cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 Cup of sugar
  • 1 Teaspoon of salt
  • 2 Teaspoons of baking powder
  • 1/2 Teaspoon of baking soda
  • 5 Tablespoons of un-salted butter
  • Approx. 1/2 Cup of cream
  • 1/4 Cup of orange juice
  • 3/4 Cup of orange zest (Grated)
  • 1/4 Cup of currants

Baking Directions:

  • Pre-heat oven to 350 Degrees
  • Combine flour, sugar, salt, baking powder and baking soda in a large bowl and mix well.
  • Cut in butter until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs.
  • Add just enough cream and orange juice to form a soft dough.
  • Add currants and mix well until combined.
  • Turn out onto a floured board and roll out to 1 inch thickness.
  • Cut into heart and place on ungreased baking sheet.
  • Brush lightly with beaten egg white.
  • Bake for 15 – 20 minutes or until golden brown.
  • ENJOY! “

As the recipe says the Inn opened in 1926. Here’s a very brief history……

Benbow Inn brief history

Benbow Inn brief history

Alas, the history doesn’t mention wife Sarah and Sister K who accompanied me on our last trip as among its famous visitors.

 

Pie-eyed and all that!!!

Every March, St Mary’s church in the Leicestershire (England) town of Melton Mowbray becomes a cathedral of pies: it fills with tables bearing more than 800 pastries.

Melton Mowbray Pie Festival

Melton Mowbray Pie Festival

Pies have been adding rich flavour to the English language for centuries. Take, for example, the Bedfordshire Clanger Pie: a British classic which cleverly combines main course and dessert, with savoury ingredients like pork at one end and sweet ingredients like pear at the other. The name comes from a local slang word, ‘clang’, which means to eat voraciously. However, cramming two courses into a pie makes a clanger rather unwieldy – and all too easy to drop, inspiring the English phrase ‘dropping a clanger’ for a careless mistake.

Ready for another one?  The description of a drunken state as ‘pie-eyed’ likely takes its cue from someone who, thanks to having over-imbibed, has eyes as wide and blank as the top of a pie.

One more? ‘Eating humble pie’, meanwhile, comes from medieval deer hunting, when meat from a successful hunt was shared out on the basis of social status. While the finest cuts of venison went to the rich and powerful, the lower orders made do with the ‘nombles’: a Norman French word for deer offal. Anglicisation saw ‘nombles’ pie become ‘humble’ pie.

Last one:

Sardine pie

Britain’s most eye-catching pie, this sardine-packed pastry dates back to the 17th Century

Cornwall’s eye-catching Stargazy Pie might be the most distinctive pie of all. Cooked with sardines gazing up from the crust, this distinctive pie has roots in a 17th-Century tale from the fishing village of Mousehole. The story goes that a fisherman named Tom Bawcock braved December storms to land a huge haul of fish that saved the village from starvation. To celebrate, his catch was baked into a giant celebratory pie – with fish heads left poking out as proof that the fish famine was over. Today, Stargazy Pie is traditionally baked with seven kinds of fish, boiled potatoes, boiled eggs and white sauce. The fish serve a practical purpose, not just a symbolic one: oil from the heads enriches the pastry and moistens the pie.

So, now you know!

Rolo Pudding

Daughter Annalise has recently been on holiday in Ireland. Being a true member of the clan EATING was very high on the to-do list. Annalise said in an e-mail that she had had Rolo Pudding whilst there. I have NEVER had a Rolo Pud so ……

First, what are Rolos. Per Wiki,  “Rolo (pronounced “Row-lo”,  is a brand of truncated cone-shaped chocolates with a caramel centre, the shape resembling that of a shallow inverted bucket or tub or a traditional lampshade. They were first manufactured in England by Mackintosh ‘s in 1937″

Packet of Rolos

Packet of Rolos

Rolos out of the packet

Rolos out of the packet

I hold the world record for eating a packet of Rolos.

Now for Rolo Pud:You can’t buy it in this country as far as I can tell from the ‘net. This is what it looks like:

Rolo Pudding Packet

Rolo Pudding Packet

rolo-puddings

However there are recipes ……I like the intro to this one:

“Last night I was CRAVING chocolate!  When I say craving, I mean totally hormonal, would probably kill for it, PMSing, give up my left kidney, chocolate craving!
So I made a mad dash for the freezer {where I keep my chocolate stash}
I decided to put a little spin on my “down home, comfort food, chocolate pudding recipe”
How’s a lil Chocolate Rolo Pudding sound folks?
I know…. aren’t you glad I thought of it?

Are you salivating as you wait for the recipe?

Here you are my friends,
Ingredients

  • 11/2 cup (12 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips
  • 1/2 cup chilled mini chocolate rolo pieces
  • 1/3 cup confectioners’ sugar
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1/4 cup butter, cubed
  • Whipped topping and miniature semisweet chocolate chips, optional

Directions

  • Place chocolate chips, rolo pieces and confectioners’ sugar in a blender; cover and process until  coarsely chopped.
  • In a small saucepan add milk and butter. Bring to boil over medium heat. Add to blender; cover and process until chips are melted and mixture is smooth.
  • Pour into six individual serving dishes. Chill until set. Garnish with whipped topping if desired. 

                  Mmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~Enjoy!

I’m off to buy Rolo at dawn tomorrow.

 

 

 

Easter Eggs – Then and Now

When I was young my Grandma Bates used to buy me a Rowntrees Easter Egg. My parents would buy me a Cadbury’s Egg. And my other grandma, Grannie Phillips would buy me a Black Magic Egg. These eggs were nothing like what is sold over here. The egg weighed 4 to 6 ounces. It was in two halves and the centre was packed with chocolates. The Black Magic egg was dark chocolate and ‘cos I liked it the best I would save it to last. For reasons I can’t quite figure out these type of eggs have never been sold, or sold widely here in the States.

This is my 47th Easter in North America and my 47th lot of Cadbury’s Creme Eggs. Now, I admit, they are not bad – looking at this pic certainly makes my mouth water ……

Cadbury's Creme Egg being broken

Cadbury’s Creme Egg being broken

but rather than buy me 2 doz of them how about being a little inventive and make me some of these:

Cheesecake filled Chocolate Egg

Cheesecake filled Chocolate Egg

This creme egg does not use Cadbury Creme Eggs as an ingredient; it only served as the inspiration behind this chocolate-covered cheesecake. I’ll take three of these. The recipe is here.

Cadbury Creme Egg Pull Apart Sweet Rolls

Cadbury Creme Egg Pull Apart Sweet Rolls

The Cadbury Creme Egg Pull Apart Sweet Rolls recipe is by Chocolate Moosey. I’ll take 3 of those. Oh, please add one extra for Club Pres Chuck Whitlock – he loves sweet rolls.

My address is 33701 Simpson Road, Fort Bragg, CA, 95437. Please make sure they arrive before Easter Sunday.